| piefSleemeset | Дата: Четверг, 15.08.2013, 07:25 | Сообщение # 1 |
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When chemists die, they barium.
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They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.
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Importance trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it winner me!
Enfeebled pencils are pointless.
I tried to board some fog. I mist.
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I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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Earthquake in Washington undeniable administration's fault.
I acclimated to to deem I was indecisive, but second I'm not so sure.
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